'What are you doing? You could have killed us all crashing in here like that!' '‘I told you so.’ That’s really what I need right now.' 'I told you something didn’t feel right!' 'We're all gonna die.' ―Rocket Raccoon, Groot and Star-Lord 'That's exactly the point! I have to do everything!' 'You have priceless batteries and an Atomic Bomb in your bag. 'Well I asked Yondu and she was sitting right next to him!' 'I don't have any tape, let me check! Yo Yondu, do you have any tape? Gamora, do you have any tape? Hey, ahh, never mind! Drax, do you have any tape? Yeah, Scotch Tape would work! Then why would you ask me if scotch tape would work if you didn't have any? Nobody has any tape!' 'Shut up and give me some tape! Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.' 'NO! That's exactly what you just said! How's that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it. 'NO! That's the button that will kill everyone. Now, whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all then be dead. Then you press this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there.

'Alright, first you flick this switch, then this one, that activates it. 'That's enough killing for today!' ― Taserface, Rocket Raccoon and Nebula 'Well, dying is certainly better than living an entire life as a moronic shithead who thinks Taserface is a cool name.' That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? Scrotumhead?' 'Sorry, I'm so sorry, I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and in all seriousness to yourself saying 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!'. 'You shut up, your next! Udonta, I've waited a long time for this. 'For.It is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who hears it!' 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your name is, it's Taserface?' ' You're the one who killed those men by leading them down the wrong path because you're weak and stupid! It's time for the Ravagers to rise once again to glory with a new captain: Taserface!'

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